Today some lady at Costco accused me of being too young to drive. Specifically, she said I took the coupon for $80 off of a set of tires as if I had a car. When I said I do have a car, she said she thought I was a little girl, 13 or 14. Jesus. I could forgive as young as 20, but 13? That's on you bitch. That is you being an idiot.

I hate almost nothing more than people talking to me as if I am a child.

I'm 25 motherfuckers.

(and angry)

Other things I hate: people who think they are smarter than they are, people who don't use their blinkers, people who don't use turning lanes properly, people who drive over-sized SUVs and trucks.

That's right, bring it on gas prices. Ram those greedy, arrogant, space hogging shits in the ass.

(elements don't count)

I have a lot of aggression.

I don't have to work tomorrow. I still haven't done the laundry that I needed to do four days ago. I had falafel for dinner.